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TOP TEN LIST
TOP TEN REASONS TO USE DIGITAL MONSTER COPY & PRINT
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WE WILL NEVER CHARGE A SET-UP FEE FOR SOMETHING THAT TAKES US 30 SECONDS TO DO.
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WE DON’T ALL WEAR THE SAME SHIRTS
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THE FIRST PERSON YOU TALK TO CAN HELP YOU
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WE ONLY PROMISE WHAT WE CAN DELIVER
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WE’RE JUST LITTLE, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BUSINESSES!
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WE DON’T HAVE A MILLION CUSTOMERS, JUST A FEW AND YOU’RE ALL ON THE “A” LIST.
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OUR CORPORATE OFFICERS RUN THE REGISTERS, MAKE THE COPIES AND CLEAN THE
TOILETS, THEY DON’T HAVE TIME TO DEFRAUD THE PUBLIC.
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WE’VE NEVER SOLD OUR SOULS TO THE DEVIL.
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OUR UNDERWEAR IS CLEAN AND WE’LL TRY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD.
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GREAT COPIES AT GREAT PRICES.
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